King of the Hill

  • Basically there is an hill and you have to conqueor it in anyway possible


    I'll start :


    It's MY hill because I started this thread, and I put a shiny tag on it that says ELINA'S hill.

  • I march up the hill, and using the modern magic of MS Paint, change Elina to Travian_Bard. No one can defy the power and authority of the tag. It says me. Thus it is mine. I then change it to read-only. xD

  • Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.

  • Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.


    i nuke yours and leave it for the next person to take

  • It's my hill because the above poster does not realize the hill's value.

  • i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

  • i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs


    i come along with the tax men and repossess your house when your asleep and shoot the dogs with shotgun


    i stick a load of 50 foot barbed wire around it with a little hole 1 foot by 1 foot

  • i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs


    I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.

  • I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.


    I stroll up to your hill and begin to sing a story. It puts you under my spell and I lead you off a cliff. It is my hill now

  • I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!


    Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD

  • I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!


    Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD


    I get a wizard to undo the spell and i go through killing travian bard and preventing him from playing this game anymore. I then make it unconquerable and undefeatable

  • i come with a health and safety inspector and he takes away your unconquorableness and i conquor it and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it
    MY HILL NOW;)

  • so I come back the next day and walk right in :)


    I defend it by digging the hill up and storing all the earth in my secret Swiss bank account.
    I then dispose of everyone in Switzerland who knows where it is

  • i through a rappel up and climb up, i give you a book of all possible innuendo's in the world in trade for the house, you take it and the house is mine defended by the evil garden nomes

  • I hire the latest high tech Hot Air Balloon system.. float above the hill... scoop up the gnomes and parachute down to capture the Hill...
    I fill the hill with spiders, man eating ants, mice and maggots to ensure no one will ever want an infested hill.

  • i get wadey to make you all laugh to death, i then steal the hill and put a 200000 ft restarining order on myself so you cant come near me :D