King of the Hill

  • ok, well seeing as the hill is imobile i stay sitting down,


    my timeshared hill with koloth.

  • With a Great Blast of me starboard cannons wadey and hwoo be blown off to Davey Jones locker. Then following a freak tidal wave i ride me ship right up onto the top of yer just vacated landlubber hill. My hill, my ship and time to have some of my rum :)


    Drunkenness will not be stopping me from defending this here mound of dirt!

  • No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.


    Do you have a flag?

  • No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.


    Do you have a flag?


    Do I need a flag?


    I shall plant a tree in this hill. This hill shall be mine in twenty years!


    For now, I just push you off with your own flag, which I uprooted.


    My hill.

  • No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.


    Do you have a flag?


    A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!


    I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.

  • A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!


    I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.


    I set fire to the oil, wait for it to burn out, than the hill would be mine if I wanted it, but I don't as it is all singed, has dirty underwear on a stick, loads of dead pests (and spiders, ants etc) so I give it to Laika as a new home for Joshyyy and Tullia and his new wifelet Horse. 8)

  • i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.


    my new hill.

  • i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.


    my new hill.


    *rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.

  • *rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.


    i come with something that melts steel and turns glass to sand your driven out by the heat so i tkae it i only defend it with something that stops anyone with an
    a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name from conquoring it
    My Hill Now;)

  • i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence

  • i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence


    I cut the rope and your moon and hills spirals out into the unknown... never to be seen again.


    I return to the baron landscape and find the tallest hill. On this hill i plant a tree to honour durracell.. RIP.. then invite thousands of lookalike Leicestonions to watch the hill... only the real Leicestonion will give you the key! (a needle in a haystack situation)

  • ask the only guy holding a big key in his hand :)


    I guard my newly acquired hill with a cat in a basket


    if you have ever seen a cat defend it's basket from others, then you will quake in fear at the bloody peril that awaits the unwary hand

  • i take a dog:D:D:D
    i then take the hill and call it mine and start snowballing people

  • i bring a stealth bober and bomb your hill so my hill is the only hill

  • since you have no defence i walk in and take it and i make it unbombable and arm it with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 men