King of the Hill

  • I play hwoo in a game of poker.


    Unfortunaly neither of us know how to play so end up reverting to snap.


    My hill

  • wt
    play wiskey poker
    or strip
    both good
    accept me as your friend

  • i challenge wadey to a fight of the can cans, i beat him at the dance and claim victory over a small share of tesco's.


    my hill.

  • i get a friend and get in a big wooden horse. My friend gives the horse to hwoo, when hwoo sleeps i get out the horse and stab him. So i plant my flag on the hill.


    The greeks of troy copied me.

  • horse wakes up and eats your flag,
    the rightful heir to the hill has returned \o/


    I give the hill to the National Trust, so long as I get to be keeper in name only

  • horse wakes up and eats your flag,
    the rightful heir to the hill has returned \o/


    I give the hill to the National Trust, so long as I get to be keeper in name only


    The National Trust declare you a national monument and remove you to the South Downs


    As a member of their organisation I now have shared ownership :P


    but I don't want hills because my knees hurt, so I get a bulldozer and flatten it. The plain is now mine.

  • The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain,
    the plain silts up and reforms the hill in an unnaturally short space of time


    As owner of the silt carried downstream, I claim ownership of hill


    I surround my hill with broken paving, knowing that everyone has a mortal fear of treading on the cracks

  • The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain,
    the plain silts up and reforms the hill in an unnaturally short space of time


    As owner of the silt carried downstream, I claim ownership of hill


    I surround my hill with broken paving, knowing that everyone has a mortal fear of treading on the cracks



    But I know the secret chant to keep the bears happy and make them my friends, they sit on the hill and declare it mine!


    Whenever I walk in a London street,
    I'm ever so careful to watch my feet;
    And I keep in the squares,
    And the masses of bears,
    Who wait at the corners all ready to eat
    The sillies who tread on the lines of the street,
    Go back to their lairs,
    And I say to them, "Bears,
    just look how i'm walking in all the squares!"


    And the little bears growl to each other, "He's mine,
    As soon as he's silly and steps on a line."
    And some of the bigger bears try to pretend
    That they came round the corner to look for a friend;
    And they try to pretend that nobody cares
    Whether you walk on the lines or squares.
    But only the sillies believe the talk;
    It's ever so portant how you walk.
    And it's ever so jolly to call out, "Bears,
    just watch me walking in all the squares!"


    AA MILNE

  • lollage, very good :D


    I send goldilocks to retake the hill from the bears,
    she eats all their porridge and they starve (except one bear who eats her and dies of a sugar overdose)



    I then surround my hill with bored looking men leaning on shovels txting each other, no one can pass my endless council roadworks, my hill is secure.



  • I advertise free beer and crisps with Sky Sport in pub I have created at end of roadworks (they don't have to walk far then). My hill I believe ma'am - care to trot to the top and admire the view - mind the steep drop, oh, and the grease I spilt - oops - sorry - alright down there Horse? :D

  • I send a army of 3000000000000 chieftans and settlers to kill you and then make an awesome village on the hill!!



    MY HILL!

  • I strap bombs to an old lady and send her into your village.


    She detonates and sends old lady bits flying everywhere.


    Your villages all run away scared.


    My Hill

  • i tell G.W.Bush you have oil on you hill, he invades, fails, pulls out, goes bk in and pulls out then in one last attempt he gives to me to mine for oil MY HILL!

  • Well its a black liquid... No Wait! Wrong thread :p


    I set the oil on fire Burning you out!


    Mmy Hill

  • I prosecute you for smoke pollution,
    my compensation forces you to sell the hill to me in exchange for 3 beans


    I surround hill with pieces of bubble wrap, that distract people so they forget about what hill they tried to reclaim

  • I send in 1000000000000000000 chieftans with gasmasks to burst your bubblewrap and then make a very awesome village