Travian boss: ok we promised them a survey to make them stfu and quit whining about the changes.
We really don't intend to change anything this is just all for show to keep the gold flowing.
So when you make the survey, make it as boring, repetitive, off topic, and missing the point as possible. Don't ask for specifics, we don't want to know. If you make it difficult enough they quit before submitting, we will give you a 50 gold bonus.
Intern developer: Sir, yes sir!