Gather round friends and let me tell you about the guy that Goosed the Gods of War.
Chapter one: The Goose
Enter the protagonist 'Goose'. Not much is known about the origins of our feathered friend, he was an irrelevant alliance less player for most of the server, hopping from alliance to alliance for a few months until one day when he applied to join Gunners just under one month ago. Goose joined the Gunners wing and I remember the discord that day saying dont trust Goose, that he was possibly a spy and to not feed him any information. Now Goose wasn't the smoothest operator you couldn't mention your having cereal for breakfast without him grilling you for every single detail like if you use milk or not, Corn Flakes or Wheetabix. So as you can imagine he was the same when it came to wondering about the relationship we had with other alliances in our quad, and always curious about OPs. Needless to say his cover was blown from the get go.
Chapter two: The Wild Goose Chase
Fast forward a week, the day has arrived Artifacts! Gunners early morning hopes to dominate in the clean up and steal a few unique artifacts was very quickly a disaster, it was a series of fails moral was low and little to nothing was going well and i think a lot of players were considering deleting. MOVING ON.... Thankfully today, a small win was revealed by MadMeatBalls, in the midst of all that misery he sent the Goose on a 'Wild Goose Chase' to capture an arty. Ill let the screenshots do the talking:
Ofcourse, 100 TTs isnt anything worth talking about but it was still pretty funny sending him away for the hell of it, and the fact he knew exactly why only compounds what happened later!
Chapter three: Operation 00Goose
Gunners Leader Salme had been working on a plan to do some damage to GoW (Geese of War), the key in being successful, using Goose (now a confirmed GoW Spie) to leak bad OP info to Ajax. Goose was added into a fake OP group where he was fed fake hammer screenshots of land times and locations on various GoW members which he kindly passed onto Ajax.
(I reached my images limit unfortunately)
Goose the legend wasn't going to be able to send on time, but the legend got out to send, the whole team had to push back their land time 2 hours, but Gooses hammer was worth it! He didn't even send his catas, but Salme didn't care, because Goose was on a one way mission unfortunately!
As hoped, GoW defended all the leaked bad OP info given to Goose and the real targets were safely hit by the Gunners hammers.
As soon as the attacks landed the Com2 general discord (with GoW, Ten & Gunners) started to erupt with Goose being outed for being a spy. GoW had been officially GOOSED.
Funnily enough at this point, the only attack GoW caught, was an attack from their own spie, Goose.
Oh no please don't Ajax
Gunners (or is it GoWs??) biggest hammer is down kids RIP Defence.
Chapter Four: Ajaxs Web of Spies
The ashes settled, Ajax denied the claims at first that he knew who Goose was, but the fact they were friends on discord and the was messages in Gooses inbox (no he didnt delete them), the detectives that are Gunners leadership cracked the code and werent taking 'No' for an answer. Eventually a salty Ajax admitted to having him as a spy but the question was how did he flip him, i mean The Capn was a GoW player in disguise, but with all due respect to GoW, Goose was far to dim to be a GoW player.
Ajax in all of his slimy tactics told Goose to join Gunners a month ago because Gunners were going to chief him (MSB was his neighbor). It was as simple as that, GoW gained a spy who would go on to infact become Gunners MVG (most valuable Goose).
That is the legend of the Goose. He bled like the rest of us, a mere mortal. He is the Goose of War, he is the feather in Gunners cap, the boogie man checks underneath his bed for Goose.
I think i speak for all of Gunners when i say, I hope there are 10 more Gooses in our wing because he is an effective tool of precision and espionage.
He is deleting now (just like The Capn), rage into the dying of the light Goose...
A mere spectator,
Reports from the ops
ChopVerdieChop vs Luga
Negative Creep Vs Zetox
MSB Vs Luga
THE GOOSE Vs Dante
Romy Vs Pokemon AKA Salty AKA 3alkaram
Salme Vs Pokemon AKA Salty AKA 3alkaram
Jorko Vs Jack Sparrow (SPLAT!)
Toofa Scouts Jack Sparrow
Toofa Scouts Ligorit
Toofa Scouts Dante