A Com2 tale about the "Goose of War"

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  • Gather round friends and let me tell you about the guy that Goosed the Gods of War.


    Chapter one: The Goose


    Enter the protagonist 'Goose'. Not much is known about the origins of our feathered friend, he was an irrelevant alliance less player for most of the server, hopping from alliance to alliance for a few months until one day when he applied to join Gunners just under one month ago. Goose joined the Gunners wing and I remember the discord that day saying dont trust Goose, that he was possibly a spy and to not feed him any information. Now Goose wasn't the smoothest operator you couldn't mention your having cereal for breakfast without him grilling you for every single detail like if you use milk or not, Corn Flakes or Wheetabix. So as you can imagine he was the same when it came to wondering about the relationship we had with other alliances in our quad, and always curious about OPs. Needless to say his cover was blown from the get go.


    Chapter two: The Wild Goose Chase


    Fast forward a week, the day has arrived Artifacts! Gunners early morning hopes to dominate in the clean up and steal a few unique artifacts was very quickly a disaster, it was a series of fails moral was low and little to nothing was going well and i think a lot of players were considering deleting. MOVING ON.... Thankfully today, a small win was revealed by MadMeatBalls, in the midst of all that misery he sent the Goose on a 'Wild Goose Chase' to capture an arty. Ill let the screenshots do the talking:



    Ofcourse, 100 TTs isnt anything worth talking about but it was still pretty funny sending him away for the hell of it, and the fact he knew exactly why only compounds what happened later!


    Chapter three: Operation 00Goose

    Gunners Leader Salme had been working on a plan to do some damage to GoW (Geese of War), the key in being successful, using Goose (now a confirmed GoW Spie) to leak bad OP info to Ajax. Goose was added into a fake OP group where he was fed fake hammer screenshots of land times and locations on various GoW members which he kindly passed onto Ajax.


    (I reached my images limit unfortunately)


    Goose the legend wasn't going to be able to send on time, but the legend got out to send, the whole team had to push back their land time 2 hours, but Gooses hammer was worth it! He didn't even send his catas, but Salme didn't care, because Goose was on a one way mission unfortunately!

    As hoped, GoW defended all the leaked bad OP info given to Goose and the real targets were safely hit by the Gunners hammers.


    As soon as the attacks landed the Com2 general discord (with GoW, Ten & Gunners) started to erupt with Goose being outed for being a spy. GoW had been officially GOOSED.


    Funnily enough at this point, the only attack GoW caught, was an attack from their own spie, Goose.


    Oh no please don't Ajax

    https://imgur.com/a6ZTvjP


    Gunners (or is it GoWs??) biggest hammer is down kids RIP Defence.

    https://imgur.com/kWAhn0f


    Chapter Four: Ajaxs Web of Spies


    The ashes settled, Ajax denied the claims at first that he knew who Goose was, but the fact they were friends on discord and the was messages in Gooses inbox (no he didnt delete them), the detectives that are Gunners leadership cracked the code and werent taking 'No' for an answer. Eventually a salty Ajax admitted to having him as a spy but the question was how did he flip him, i mean The Capn was a GoW player in disguise, but with all due respect to GoW, Goose was far to dim to be a GoW player.


    Ajax in all of his slimy tactics told Goose to join Gunners a month ago because Gunners were going to chief him (MSB was his neighbor). It was as simple as that, GoW gained a spy who would go on to infact become Gunners MVG (most valuable Goose).



    That is the legend of the Goose. He bled like the rest of us, a mere mortal. He is the Goose of War, he is the feather in Gunners cap, the boogie man checks underneath his bed for Goose.


    I think i speak for all of Gunners when i say, I hope there are 10 more Gooses in our wing because he is an effective tool of precision and espionage.


    He is deleting now (just like The Capn), rage into the dying of the light Goose...


    A mere spectator,

    Divide&Conquer


    Reports from the ops

    ChopVerdieChop vs Luga

    https://imgur.com/WEGhoUu


    Negative Creep Vs Zetox

    https://imgur.com/ygXH9Br


    MSB Vs Luga

    https://imgur.com/q06egYD


    THE GOOSE Vs Dante

    https://imgur.com/6Cl1uPJ


    Romy Vs Pokemon AKA Salty AKA 3alkaram

    https://imgur.com/8TLGrRs


    Salme Vs Pokemon AKA Salty AKA 3alkaram

    https://imgur.com/nZjaL8w


    Jorko Vs Jack Sparrow (SPLAT!)

    https://imgur.com/KryNkFn


    Toofa Scouts Jack Sparrow

    https://imgur.com/ZOj0yrD


    Toofa Scouts Ligorit

    https://imgur.com/z7cDI3k


    Toofa Scouts Dante

    https://imgur.com/z4nMvP4







    Com2 Divide&Conquer

    Com6 Blitz

    Post was edited 1 time, last by Blitzkrieger: Moaners moaning there was no reports in here... ().

  • we should have made a story like this with the Capn :D but in GoW we are more focussed in the game.

    It was well played by Gunners. The edits were undetectable, which was well done. still if you were a bit better in the game you could have made much more of this situation. Shooting 2.5 caps isnt really that much.


    But ofcourse.... well played!!

    This server is for me the most fun server i ever played in :)

    We try everything to damage eachother, but in the end we can still laugh about it, has been different in some of the servers i played in. Lets continue the mindgames and keep the toxicity low.

    GG to everyone. In this case especially gooners

  • we should have made a story like this with the Capn

    oh it sounds fun too. Please tell a story of the Capn.

    Godz | WILD | Ruthless | SGR ... and still Noob. (Seal)

    Did you know? Seals are found in most waters of the world, mainly in the Arctic and Antarctica but also in some areas of the tropics.

  • I don't have the writing skills of blitz, my English isn't that good :(

    You are better than me. so :) just write then we will read gladly.

    Godz | WILD | Ruthless | SGR ... and still Noob. (Seal)

    Did you know? Seals are found in most waters of the world, mainly in the Arctic and Antarctica but also in some areas of the tropics.

  • You are better than me. so :) just write then we will read gladly.

    No, making OP on TEN :)

    Stories are for the children.


    Really Sakura you should focus on COM1 i think, please stop helping mist :(

  • No, making OP on TEN :)

    Stories are for the children.


    Really Sakura you should focus on COM1 i think, please stop helping mist :(

    Ahhh I am still child then. :) I really love stories. btw Mist4 is mine. Please dont hurt him. :(

    Godz | WILD | Ruthless | SGR ... and still Noob. (Seal)

    Did you know? Seals are found in most waters of the world, mainly in the Arctic and Antarctica but also in some areas of the tropics.

  • I think everyone focuses on us, and basically, that's the most important story here :) ... the rest is just soap opera.

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.


    s5.com

  • But ofcourse.... well played!!

    This server is for me the most fun server i ever played in :)

    We try everything to damage eachother, but in the end we can still laugh about it...

    Of course we're having tons of fun...

    Not the most ever for me but top 5 probably (tops were my Ist where I learned the ropes under hanguk44, then my IInd, whence I was accepted by TR! probably best alliance ever was).

    But don't get me wrong the funmeter now has hit Richter all along.8o

  • Of course we're having tons of fun...

    Not the most ever for me but top 5 probably (tops were my Ist where I learned the ropes under hanguk44, then my IInd, whence I was accepted by TR! probably best alliance ever was).

    But don't get me wrong the funmeter now has hit Richter all along.8o

    Riki you are the best!!!!!

    I mean it