One Sentence at a Time Story

  • Once there was a greedy farmer who lived with his one, kind son. He only lived with one son because he kicked out the horrible sons. He used to kick his son about if he did'nt do what he said...

  • In the meantime, the farmers kind son decided it would be a good time to invest in premium bonds and use the rest of his savings to take the family on vacation to Manila.

    "It’s only when the tide goes out that you see who was swimming naked."


    #MakeTravianGreatAgain #MTGA

  • I've removed several posts, some of which were several years old but all had content that wasn't suitable for a family friendly forum.

  • It doesn't make sense now mod.


    So I'll just start a new one; remember to copy and paste the last section each time you add a new sentence on.


    Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods.

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip.

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more.

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more.


    After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind.

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more. After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind. IT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON!

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more. After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind. IT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON!


    Mr. Jackson opened the door and shock horror, Samuel L. Jackson is identical to the pizza guy and as it happens they're long lost twin brothers...

    "It’s only when the tide goes out that you see who was swimming naked."


    #MakeTravianGreatAgain #MTGA

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more. After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind. IT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON! Mr. Jackson opened the door and shock horror, Samuel L. Jackson is identical to the pizza guy and as it happens they're long lost twin brothers...


    With shock, they look deep into each others eyes

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more. After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind. IT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON! Mr. Jackson opened the door and shock horror, Samuel L. Jackson is identical to the pizza guy and as it happens they're long lost twin brothers...


    With shock, they look deep into each others eyes.


    '...Bob?...Bob are you listening to me?...GODDAMNIT BOB WAKE UP WE GOT CUSTOMERS!'; Bob suddenly awakes to see his manager at his car window.

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more. After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind. IT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON! Mr. Jackson opened the door and shock horror, Samuel L. Jackson is identical to the pizza guy and as it happens they're long lost twin brothers... With shock, they look deep into each others eyes. '...Bob?...Bob are you listening to me?...GODDAMNIT BOB WAKE UP WE GOT CUSTOMERS!'; Bob suddenly awakes to see his manager at his car window.


    The first customer shouts, "oi you, help me out with this..."

  • Once there was a pizza man called to a remote house in the woods. His name was Bob, a 24 year old youth with short black hair. He knocked on the door, eager to get a tip. But after waiting a while there was no answer. He knocked once more. After waiting again he looked around while sighing, but then through the first floor window he made out a figure through the blind. IT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON! Mr. Jackson opened the door and shock horror, Samuel L. Jackson is identical to the pizza guy and as it happens they're long lost twin brothers... With shock, they look deep into each others eyes. '...Bob?...Bob are you listening to me?...GODDAMNIT BOB WAKE UP WE GOT CUSTOMERS!'; Bob suddenly awakes to see his manager at his car window. The first customer shouts, "oi you, help me out with this". Bob hurriedly picks up his phone and answers the customer.