Honestly, if anyone uses any Endgame gifs until Ive seen the movie like 5 times, Im reporting it for spoilers!
Someoen sum it up for me please What happened?
You guys got smashed up by Olympia this op and now you have to resort to political insults which have nothing to do with Olympia?
AR/RA - you love simming even more than some of our best US muscle
Are you already discussing with NBK whether you can merge?
It wasnt meant as an insult, it was a joke...
And for future argument, please refer to my previous post.
Maybe you just continue to fight against AA?))
Thats not how democracy works in Europe. You cant just go around and doing whatever you want But I forgive you, you couldnt know, looking at whats happened at Ukraine etc
you mean due to the nature of you allying up your entire quad day 50 so you didn´t have anyone left to fight?
For the record, I was against this decision. I came to fight AA. But since I dont like to bail on the team unless something really big happens, I chip in where I can.
The decision went through and now we have to deal with what we have.
Let me rephrase. 5 villages that the timings lined up and werent faked without catas (yes, I can do math :O) But yeah, overall, a lot of villages were lit up.
Late reporting was also a problem, as well as late rallying for defense. Its kinks that are usually removed around day 40 when 1st OPs start happening, its just that due to nature of this server, its happening now
:O :O :O :O :O
Against us they struggle to land within 10 minutes of each other
To be honest, it was a pretty well executed OP. We had 5 villages with confirmed 29 waves, all small arty holders had some sort of incomings that they had to move the arty. They went for the small scout, but was moved in time. All larges under attack as well.
Those 5 with 29 waves, were all at 21:15:00 server time, within 5 seconds. Brewery teut always in front etc.
Props to ruskies.
Well timed attacks from OLYMPIA?
What is this sorcery :O
Was more like 29 waves in the span of like 4 seconds, so even if we cut, it would get smashed by another hammer coming in etc.
ORACLE[OLYMPIA] vs our large storage. Was picked up shortly after.
1)Efir[YS] vs Daisy Cutter[AR/RA]
2) Uranimum[OLYMPIA] vs Daisy Cutter[AR/RA]
Cant access other reports on that village, but village was destroyed so nothing to see really.
A bit unlucky and a lot of rust, but thats what happens when you arent pressured for a while. Hopefully we get back into rythm
will there be any reports posted?
At uni, but Ill take a quick look during the break. We killed 1 hammer, others got through. Russians demoed that cap. I also heard they stole a large storage, but not sure what went down there.
Was a poor performance by me, will be better next time
Did it taste good?
Let me just get this over with, so we can move back to the standard Cereal/1234/5678 schedule.
1) bloody russian techs
2) bad waves, git gud
3) oh, wow, nice defense Kappa
4) we werent really trying
5) payback is coming
6) AR/RA is overrated, filthy simmers
Pick 1 at random, depending on what side of the argument you choose to be.
Not only have they shown us how to avoid making friends, how to make new enemies.
Oi! I made new friends! Im 100% not a friendless nerd that spends his days around video games!
well, i'm disappointing myself and some of the people for not making a good meme for this, but i've tried. First time editing, and then when i was at the last few steps of 1h trying, my laptop crashed . So use your imagination with this video i guess
I might do it tomorrow, but for now this one should be enough i hope.
He chose wisely.
P.S. this meme making pressure is real, and i think i broke under it
So Dave was being bored to death on this sim-fest of a server and decided to take the matters into his own hands. But there was a problem. He was playing defense and didnt have the room to mingle with a hammer.
So it hit him. He could try to be the ultimate defense player. The one with a brain :O He saw that he had enough CP for 3 villages and said "eh, might as well". Trained with settlers and went to work. He looked up Bifrost and thought to himself "Hmmmmm, if I steal an oasis from Saravan, that could have a lot of meme potential." But saw that he only had a 75% and stealing 25% wouldnt be as effective. He thought to himself "Hmmm... What about those bloody squirrels". But saw that Mimer only had 4 villages. Pointless. So he just went up the list of players until he stumbled upon a 15c 150% and thought to himself: "Sure, why not".
And settlers were away. Trip lasted for 49 hours...
He got settled, immidiately sent his wave of merchants and hero. And the wait begins...He kept thinking to himself: "If this works, Im gonna try to out-do Saravan in a super memey post on the forums".
But then it happened. His village got spotted.
BAM. 1st raid. He had to gold up a cranny in hope that he somehow would live for another 3 hours for his merchants to arrive.
Then it happened. A 8 wave of catapult speed action coming towards me. Sleipner broke my red sword virginity. Finnaly. After 130 something days. It looked grim, buuuuuut (there is always a but) Dave had a hero stationed there. It was time for ACTION. He calculated the travel time to nearest oasis to intercept the waves. He miscalculated because it was late, but luckily he still had time left and winged it.
1st wave got thought.
Other not so much! Muahahaha he did it! THE MAD LAD DID IT! He cut 160 catapults.
But then another wave came and with 2 buildings gone, it was bound to happen sooner or later
And this was all the action Dave got so far this server. Back to his cave he goes for another 130 days until another brilliant idea might occur to him
Thank god youre gonna get carried then
You would do nothing even if you played off as well