2puggles I have known you on the forums a long time but I have to say that I am ashamed to have known you with the mashed potatoes on pizza comment. Cauliflower crust pizza is an abomination but mashed potatoes is worse.
The only acceptable pizza is Neapolitan cooked in the traditional way eaten in Naples. Anything is questionable.
Now go cata someone off the server. (Even it is your own villa.)
How about a Mexican pizza cooked on a grill and topped with fresh tomatoes from the garden?