Pinned King of the Hill

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    • With a Great Blast of me starboard cannons wadey and hwoo be blown off to Davey Jones locker. Then following a freak tidal wave i ride me ship right up onto the top of yer just vacated landlubber hill. My hill, my ship and time to have some of my rum :)

      Drunkenness will not be stopping me from defending this here mound of dirt!
    • d3moralizer wrote:

      No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

      Do you have a flag?


      Do I need a flag?

      I shall plant a tree in this hill. This hill shall be mine in twenty years!

      For now, I just push you off with your own flag, which I uprooted.

      My hill.
    • d3moralizer wrote:

      No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

      Do you have a flag?


      A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!

      I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.
    • Leicestonion wrote:

      A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!

      I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.


      I set fire to the oil, wait for it to burn out, than the hill would be mine if I wanted it, but I don't as it is all singed, has dirty underwear on a stick, loads of dead pests (and spiders, ants etc) so I give it to Laika as a new home for Joshyyy and Tullia and his new wifelet Horse. 8)
    • i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.

      my new hill.
    • hwoo wrote:

      i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.

      my new hill.


      *rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.
    • Leicestonion wrote:

      *rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.

      i come with something that melts steel and turns glass to sand your driven out by the heat so i tkae it i only defend it with something that stops anyone with an
      a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name from conquoring it
      My Hill Now;)
    • durracell wrote:

      i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence


      I cut the rope and your moon and hills spirals out into the unknown... never to be seen again.

      I return to the baron landscape and find the tallest hill. On this hill i plant a tree to honour durracell.. RIP.. then invite thousands of lookalike Leicestonions to watch the hill... only the real Leicestonion will give you the key! (a needle in a haystack situation)
    • ask the only guy holding a big key in his hand :)

      I guard my newly acquired hill with a cat in a basket

      if you have ever seen a cat defend it's basket from others, then you will quake in fear at the bloody peril that awaits the unwary hand
    • since you have no defence i walk in and take it and i make it unbombable and arm it with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 men