UK1 Rap Battle thread

    • UK1 Rap Battle thread

      Have you got beef to settle on UK1? Want to take out your anger, but can't due to the Easter ceasefire/you're a dirty simmer with no troops?

      Welcome to the UK1 rap battle thread! Call out your foes, roast your enemies, and swag on people with your nasty rhymes. I'd like to spit some bars at GG:

      GG came to settle in the South West
      Brought Resurge thinking they're the South Best
      But GG getting cata'd by Betrayed
      Losings spawns, losing caps,
      Getting turned into a South Mess

      Incogneto, give me a wave
      Getting sniped by Betrayed with your 20 second cata waves
      And GG think they're simming up some fat caps
      But all I see is Deadly Duo with the fat splat

      Converter - Battle reports Travian
    • the NW is full of Danes
      with silly little claims
      they're trying to be a pest
      but settled near the best

      they think pop will win it all
      they're in for quite the fall
      they'll soon be gone
      one by one

      then we will start with FOX
      crush them with flying rocks
      we can let betrayed and GG fight
      and waste all their might

      we will not bend
      we will not shatter
      MFH will win
      thats all that will matter.
      Happy does NOT speak for me. hes an absolute loon i swear.
    • Nothing to do with my time but raid
      Back on uk2 where i should have stayed
      Think if we stay quiet on the forum
      The rest will forget us, we bore them
      Just because we number in the nine
      We'll blame quantity not quality, whine?
      Why? we'll beat you all, we're choosers,
      Nothing but an alliance full of Losers.

      Coming on here, spouting our truths
      Full of sophistication, not youths
      Losing defence to our enemies might
      We'll try to convince you they're only spawns, right?
      Attack us enough and we'll eventually wall you
      Spin it the right way and we look good, who knew?
      But what do i know, who am i to pry?
      They're an alliance full of Monkeys Flying High.

      Alas we're here, win the server we will
      Dazzling you all with our unimaginable skill
      Attacks lacking siege hmm what a baffle
      Unsurprisingly not convinced they could even win a raffle
      Throwing our hammers away just like Thor
      We can rebuild them quicker than your defence sure
      From the depths of Scandinavia we came forth
      That's right boys and girls we're the Goobers From The North.

      Sat in the south west, with the grumpy gits
      If we cower enough hopefully they'll quit
      Struggling to lock down our quad, that's odd
      Oh wait weren't we that pre-made... squad?
      You won't find us in the top ten raiders
      112 of the servers best traders
      We don't need troops or excuses made
      Down in the gutters, we're betrayed.